Ok... so it's not the most romantic comparison ever made but hear me out.
It's a little bit frustrating.
The more you think about it, the more intense it gets.
It can prevent you from sleeping at night.
The lightest touch can send you into a frenzy.
You want to indulge in 'scratching your itch' but you know you'll only crave it more.
You either know the second it bites or you don't realise until it's too late – there's no in between.
It seems like it will never end.
It's impossible to stop the sensation, even if it hurts.
It may encourage you to remove any particularly irritating articles of clothing.
You can rarely get enough.
If you mange to hit the spot, you feel shivers.
It's not always easy to reach.
It's one of your first thoughts when you wake up and continues sporadically throughout the day.
For guys, sometimes using two hands still doesn't fix the problem.